What a computer should do every morning!

This is veryyyy oldddddd but might help when you are in a very Bad Mooooooooooooooooooood:
This is what a computer should do first thing in the morning!
Click on the link below and then type in your first name... Click here: Automatic Flatterer

don't you sometimes feel the same feeling of this poor animal?

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My Favorite Quotes

• You Don't Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression!
• A Break Up Is Like A Broken Mirror.. It Is Better To Leave It Broken Than Hurt Urself Trying To Fix It Back Together.
• You Never Stop Loving Someone You Just Learn To Live Without Them!
• A Broken Heart Continues To Beat...
• Nothing Is More Painful Then Realizing He Meant Everything to You and You Ment Nothing to Him!
• Why Does A Rose Represent Love When A Rose Always Dies!
• A Girl And A Guy Can Be Just Friends, But At One Point Or Another They Will Fall For Each Other…Maybe Temporarily, Maybe At The Wrong Time, Maybe Too Late, Or Maybe Forever...
• You Can Close Your Eyes To Things You Don't Want To See But Unfortunetely You Can't Close Your Heart To Things You Don't Want To Feel!
• A Million Words Would Not Bring You Back, I Know, Because I've Tried. Neither Would A Million Tears. I Know, Because I've Cried
• A World Of Hapiness Could Not Replace What I Have Lost…
• You Cant Loose Something You Never Had!
• Anger Is Only One letter Short For Danger.
• Evil Is Just Live Spelled Backwords!
• What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
• Faith Is Believing In Things When Common Sense Tells You Not To!
• When In Love Be Fair And Honest Even When It Hurts!
• Moving On Is Simple…It's What You Leave Behind That's So Hard.
• You Don’t See Me, And You Don't Need Me, You Don't Love Me The Way I Wish You Could, The Way I Wish You Would…The Way I Know You Could!
• Stand Up For What You Feel Is Right Even If You Are Standing Alone!
• Never Say Sorry For What You Meant To Do.
• One Person Owns the Key to My Heart…Too Bad He Won't Unlock It!
• To Say That You Can Love One Person All Your Life, Is Like Saying That One Candle Will Continue To Burn For As Long As You Live!
• You Never Know What You Have Until You Loose It And Once You Loose It You Can Never Get It Back!
• Our Eyes Are Placed in Front Because It Is More Important to Look Ahead Than to Look Back!
• Remember It's True: Somebody, Somewhere Is Thinking of You.
• Should I Love Who I Wanna Love Or Love Who My Friend Says To Love?
• You Know Your In Love When The Hardest Thing To Say Is Goodbye!
• Sometimes Your Mind Doesen't Want You To Be In Love…But Deep Down You Know You Are!
• You Might Regret What You Do But You'll Regret What You Don't So So Much More!

Good One - No Offense Guys!!!

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, wheretheir family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber."I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed theworried faces.""The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a braintransplant."It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for thebrain yourselves.."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain
cost?"The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoidingeye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entiregroup, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

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